Chips.

Chips Chips Chips. Where are you? I love the chips that are in my stomach and I crave them every time they get passed around. They call to me like a child calls to a pedophile. Does anyone know why chips are the gateway to pedophilia? The oil. Let’s talk about the oil. Why is oil correlated with pedophilia, fatness, and childhood obesity. Oops. Here is where my work comes in. I was born to study pedophilia. Why do you like me so much in only one shape and only in one way. You like my voice in one tone and only in one tone. I went even to dress myself as a caricature of pedophilia. The big boy you all met. Isri. Is his name. Came about to study why we are molested on Earth. Isri is the boy that was molested and wanted to change the world so he has been doing study work for the past fifteen years. I am tired. Here is my finding on chips, oil, and pedophilia. Childhood molestation, no more. More coming soon.

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