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Epimētheús & Ἐπῖμηθεύς

Pandora’s Box.

Epimeteo was the person in charge of Pandora’s Box. It was a box with nothing in it. It was a trick to get Epimeteo to think he was getting gold when he was getting nothing in return for his hard work. He got to marry a women after Zeus questioned his intentions. The one rule she had was to never open the box. The box was opened and everybody went crazy. What was in the box? It was nothing but lies that killed the women in charge and led the man to think of his life where he was promised gold and received nothing but an empty life. Pandora’s Box. It would Epimeteo crazy. Insane in the head as he questioned his life with a woman and his life as a worker. Was this life?

Moral: Question everything.

Biblical References: Pandora’s Box. Question me and I will punish you. God’s wrath for having so much and not wanting more. You need to live and have fun. Have fun and I will reward you. Question me and I will make you pay.

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æfrəˈdaɪtiː & Ἀφροδίτη

Foam Baby.

Born on the ocean on a pillow of foam. With ocean breeze hair. She could start hurricanes. Her place of birth was near the ocean rocks of Cyprus. The killer of people. Beauty, brains, but no intelligence. She leeched of the killers of the Cyprus people that were led away by the Trojan War she started by being born.

Second Generation:

The born-led healer of all people. Love, seduction, and process of elimination. She was born different to trick off man that wanted her goods. Her generation’s wealth. She was struck with lighting as she grew into the cave of her mother’s doing as she did not want to be born.

You lose the beauty as you grow older but live with a prince that takes of all the people that want you. That’s why I get so ugly.

Moral: Love me as I am or I will lose everything I worked for.
Love me as I am or lose all the wealth my family worked for.

Biblical References: She was born to rich parents who did not want children as she was seen as her poor by her peers but she strikingly beautiful as she moved her body like a goddess. She got punished for thinking of herself as such. She was the original princess to the king of Jesus. First generation: she killed people with lighting and second generation: started hurricanes to get rid of vermin. She was taken down by the second princess as she saw herself as stronger.

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Traumatic Birth.

Poseidon was born to a traumatic birth. He was born of sea and wanted to take the Earth. He chose the prophecy that would him the gold but chose the silver to get the diamond at the end. He became the leader of the sea when he killed his brother underground and kept him underworld as Hades. His brother Zeus was the person to impress but he chose to steal his gold to make his own but he chose to take his horse.

Traumatic Birth. He was born to an abusive father who chose to keep him in his stomach until he realized who he was. It has now been 45 years and a real Triton has yet to be born.

Moral: You chose. How to get the gold.

Biblical Reference: You were molested by your father and he chose to be gay so he could hide you. So you would not overthrow him. You choose to be gay. So he could support the family. The family herder. He chose to be a herder, you did not make him a herder. The sheep is you, Poseidon. Become a warrior or become nothing and die with the sea.

Apollo is the Olympian god of the sun, light, music, poetry, healing, and prophecy. As the son of Zeus and Leto and the twin brother of Artemis, he is often depicted as the "ideal" Greek man—handsome, athletic, and beardless. He is a god of order and reason, famously associated with the Oracle at Delphi, where he communicated the will of the gods to mortals. While he is a protector of the young and a master of the lyre, Apollo also possesses a darker side; as the "far-shooter" with a silver bow, he could bring about sudden death or devastating plagues, as seen during the Trojan War. His dual nature as both a healer and a bringer of disease makes him one of the most complex and influential figures in the Greek pantheon.

Moral: Mess with the wrong one and he will bring you disease. Mess the right one and he will bring you richness. Healing, health, and fruit.

Biblical Reference: Apollo was the gay God of Earth. He loved Earth so much that he chose to be reborn over and over and over until someone stronger could come and take his place. A women would not work so he waits for a man to turn women to take over. That’s me. Yovani Bernard. Apollos “Early Church Leader" Gift of Apollo" Apollyon “Angel of the Abyss” "The Destroyer"