KRANKY.

Three. The magic number is three. Do you feel vegetarian after eating 3 pieces of Kranky. You should.

Kranky was invented to help kids grow out of their childhood into adulthood as members of society that eat the necessary amount of food.

Hispanic kids eat too much and too little. It is almost like we are birds in birds cages. Too much but not enough is American.

Kranky consist of proten diet that is equivalent to sugar + flour + dietary fiber that makes you poop outisde to release into the air.

That is why it is important to keep your surrounding areas clean and free of dirt.

Kranky is a diet shake. Yum. After 3 you feel light, hungry-free, and full and airy without feeling the full.

That is a diet.

Beautiful.

Dietary fiber consist of chemicals that bloat your stomach to tell your brain that enough is enough. You know when to stop. The goal is 1 but the perfect amount is 5 because that how big the kid stomach gets if allowed. 3 is the magic number. Dietary fiber is fiber that is full of chemicals with water. Chemicals + water. It feels you, waters you, and calms you. It is good for the soul.

H20 + Chemicals + Chocolate + Fiber + Corn wheat + Fat burner + Fat stealer + Fat maker = It does all the work. Don’t copy me.

©YovaniBernard