Chia Seeds

Chia seeds. They make you fat. They actually make you fat. They go into your intestine and they make you fat.

Salvia hispanica.

Savor + Of women + Because women pick seeds.

Chia seeds were made by Aztecs but not created. They created the world disease with chia seeds in the 80s.

A women bloated so much she went to the clinic at the herbologist. She was taken into emergency C-Section. They opened her up and found a disease inside her stomach. A stomach full of worms. The worms were created from all the shit inside her body. The chia seeds trapped the shit in a bubble and could not escape because her lower-region did not work. She kept those chia seeds full of excrement for a month. Until she started smelling like poop. She realized she was wrong and went to a doctor.

Pause.

Chia seeds go into our bodies and trap diseases like over excess of feces. Capture of herbology in our systems from the plants that we eat in protein.

Protein gets released through out noses and excess feces through our pores in the lower back of our lower back.

Chia seeds are dangerous and they need to be stopped. There are better ways to loose weight. Why release the proteins in the air and keep our feces in until we use the restroom. What happens when we release the feces and are empty and no protein to fill us in. They always forget the fun part. Be careful with chia seeds. Something else could get in you. Like worms. So you can go to the hospital and die. Just another wieight-lose trend.

What chia seeds are actually good for:

To poop. Take a couple a month. Once. That’s it. Poop. Excrement. Release your body.

©YovaniBernard